Gopi in Foreign hottel

Gopi: Get me a full fried chicken

Server: Could not able to control his temptation, he ate one of the legs

Gopi: Why there is only one leg?

Server: Sir chicken in this country have only one leg

Gopi: After eating he sees outside the hotel a chicken standing on one leg. he says shoo shoo! and chicken standing in two legs, he told the server don't fool me. These chicken have two legs?

Server: Yes sir. But you should have told "Shoo Shoo" before eating so that it would have put down it's other leg.

Gobi:@#!&*?????????