Saturday, February 13, 2016

The menu at a bhelpuri shop

The menu at a bhelpuri shop....

1) Rs 10 per bhelpuri
2) Special bhelpuri Rs 12
3) Very Special bhelpuri Rs 15
4) Extra Special bhelpuri Rs 16
5) Double Extra Special bhelpuri Rs.20
6) Sunday Special bhelpuri Rs 25
(Sunday only)

To check each & every Bhelpuri for its different taste, I started eating everyday a different one. . . . .

But soon I discovered that each & every one had  the same taste of Bhelpuri.

Finally one day I asked him the reason for the same taste?

Belwala said: bhelpuri cost. . . . Rs 10

Special bhelpuri means spoons washed ...

Very Special bhelpuri means spoon and plates both washed ...

Extra Special bhelpuri means washing hands before putting the  Bhel in washed plates & served with washed spoons...

Double Extra Special bhelpuri means clean drinking water is provided separately ...
 
Saying this he fell silent.

Then I asked What is Sunday Special?

Belwala said : Sunday ... That's the day I take bath.....

Friday, February 12, 2016

How to handle life

I asked myself how to handle life ?

My room gave me the perfect answer

Roof said: Aim high

Fan Said: Be cool

Clock said: Value time

Calendar said: Be up to date

Wallet said: Save now for future

Mirror said: Observe yourself

Wall said: Share other's load

Window said: Expand the vision

Floor said: Always be down to earth ..

Thursday, February 11, 2016

What is love

What is love?

Love is when your mother kisses and say "en paiyan/ponnu lakshaththula oruththan/oruththi.

Love is when you come back from work and ur dad says " vaappa...innikku romba late aayoduchchu pola"

Love is when your anni says " hei...hero...unakku ponnu paakka porom...yaaravathu un manasula irunthaa sollu"

Love is when ur brother says "thambi..nee yenda tension aagura..naan irukken illa un kooda"

Love is when you are moodless and ur sister says, " vaappa..engayavathu konja neram relaxed a poittu varalaam..ellam nalla aayidum"

Love is when your best friend hugs you and says, " dei..nee illama ivvalavu neramum kalhaiye kattalada machchan"

These are the best momrnts of love...don't miss them in life.

Love is not only having a boy friend or girl friend.

Love u all who have been a special part of my life...........

Its love,
when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head
massage.

Its love,
when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him.

Its love,
when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.

Its love,
when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery
road.

Its love,
when your brother messages you and asks did you
reach home on time..

Love  is not just a guy holding a girl and going around
the city.

Love is when u send a small msg to your friends to make them smile..

Luv is actually a name of "care"...

Welcome the season of love...
Happy valentine in advance...

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Winning attitude

Girl :- Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Boy (pharma person) :- Ok.
Girl :- But where will you take me?
Boy :- We will go to Mint Food (an economic restaurant).
Girl :- No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place)
Boy :- *silence for a minute* Ok, See you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy picks up girl at 7, On the way...
Boy :- Once I had pani puri (a.k.a. gol-gappa, an indian street food) competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.
Girl :- What's so difficult in it?
Boy :- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is difficult.
Girl :- I can easily beat you.
Boy :- Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl :- Let us have that competition right now.
Boy :- So you want to see yourself defeated?
Girl :- Let's see.
They both stop at a Pani-puri stall. They start eating. After about 30 Pani-puri the boy gave up. The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "You lose."
The bill was 120rs
'The main aim of pharma person is to satisfy customer with minimum investments  '
Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong ROI.

Winning attitude

Girl :- Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Boy (pharma person) :- Ok.
Girl :- But where will you take me?
Boy :- We will go to Mint Food (an economic restaurant).
Girl :- No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place)
Boy :- *silence for a minute* Ok, See you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy picks up girl at 7, On the way...
Boy :- Once I had pani puri (a.k.a. gol-gappa, an indian street food) competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.
Girl :- What's so difficult in it?
Boy :- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is difficult.
Girl :- I can easily beat you.
Boy :- Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl :- Let us have that competition right now.
Boy :- So you want to see yourself defeated?
Girl :- Let's see.
They both stop at a Pani-puri stall. They start eating. After about 30 Pani-puri the boy gave up. The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "You lose."
The bill was 120rs
'The main aim of pharma person is to satisfy customer with minimum investments  '
Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong ROI.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Real sales man

A young, well qualified Officer left the job, emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world: you could get anything there.

The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"

"Yes sir, I was a salesman in India.
The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well."

The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.

Finally 6 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"

"Sir, I made ONE sale!" said the young salesman rather happily.

"Only one sale?!" shot back the boss. "No! No! You see, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.

If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.

By the way, how much was your sale worth?"

"933005 pounds," said the man.

"What?! How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well," said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.

Then I sold him a good fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.

So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that 20-foot schooner with the twin engines.

Then he said his Volkswagen wouldn't be able to carry it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.

I then asked him where he'll be staying and since he had not decided, I took him to camping department and sold him a six-sleeper camper tent.

Then he said I should throw in about $200 worth of groceries and two cases of beer."

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?!"

"No, sir," answered the young man, "he came in to buy a headache relief tablet and I convinced him that fishing is the best remedy for headache."

Boss: "Where did you work?!"

"AGENT in the
Life Insurance Corporation of India, sir."

Boss: "Please take my chair. I want to join your old organisation."