Gopi and His Teacher

Teacher: If I lend your father 2000 rupees and he promises to pay me back 200 rupees a month, how much will he own me in five moths?

Gopi : 2000 Rupees

Teacher: You don’t understand maths?

Gopi: You don’t understand my father!

Teacher????

Travelling Long Distance

Gobi was going by train from Delhi to Mumbai. He kept getting off at every station to buy ticket till next station.

when the train reached Mumbai, Gobi's co-passanger asked him why he kept on buying tickets instead of buying a ticket for entire journey. Gobi replied with a smile that his doctor had advised him against taking long journeys!#*@

Missing One Rupee

Ramu and Bheema both friends. After school, both of them were playing till evening. In the play Bheema lost his one rupee which he kept in torn pocket. Both searched. disappointed Bheema returned home weeping.

Ramu reached his house late. His mother asked the reason for coming late. he replied Bheema lost his one rupee, Did you not search? asked mother, Ramu said though we searched we could not trace it, since i have kept my foot over it!!! mom ????

Hiccups!

Louis Mouse sneaked up behind his sister Mary mouse to startle her and yelled, “Boo!” Ever since that incident Mary has been having hiccups!  She tried all the tricks to get rid of her hiccups. She ate sugar, drank lots of water and ever tried to hold breath for a long Time. But nothing worked.  Mary then went to her friend, Ben the squirrel.  “Ben... HIC... I have HIC... hiccups!” “I noticed,” said Ben. “Why don’t you stand on your head? That always worked for me!”

And so, poor Mary stood on her head. But she kept falling every time she had hiccups! Theodore the frog saw Mary and told her to hop about patting her tummy. “That will work, Mary!” said Theodore. But nothing worked for Mary. Mary walked back home worried. “What if... HIC.... never get cured?” Just then, Louis sneaked up again and frightened Mary. She was very angry. “Louis! How many timed do I...” Mary realised that Louis had just cured her of her hiccups.  They happily jumped back home happily.

Angry King

Once upon a time a king was crossing the sultry desert.  His pet eagle was sitting on the edge of his shoulders as usual. The hot sun made him thirsty and he went to look for a stream.  Luckily he found a fountain not very far. 

He knelt down and was about to drink the water, when suddenly the eagle came down and pecked his hand. The king was very surprised at this odd behavior of his pet. He bent down to drink the water again. But the eagle pecked his hand again. The king got angry with his pet eagle; the thirst king removed his sword and killed the eagle. 

When he bent down, something glistened in the water; it was a fierce poisonous snake. The king realized that a single sip of water would have killed him. 

He now understood what the eagle has been trying to do. He sat beside the dead eagle and moaned. “I have lost you because of my impatience. All you were trying to do was save my life”.

Moral:  Moral of the story is if you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Unhappy lion cub

Loomba was a very handsome lion cub. His parents were very proud of their son’s good looks. But Loomba was never happy with his looks.  One day while Loomba was playing hide and seek with Jolly the parrot, he said, “wish I could be like you, Jolly.”  “Why don’t you go to the magic tree, Nalpatara, and ask him for help,” suggested Jolly. 

So Loomba went to get himself changed. Nalpatara granted his wish and changed the Loomba lion kid like a parrot.  Finding himself all green with a red beak and red belt around his neck, Loomba was very happy till he met Tinku the sparrow.  Now he wanted to look like the sparrow. He went to Nalpatara tree and asked that he wanted to look like Tinku. So he now became tiny Tinku. He flew around happily and sat on Elly the elephant. Loomba then wished to become like Elly. But he felt awkward because of his huge size. “Oh Nalpatara, Please make me a lion cub once again,” begged Loomba. 

He was happy when his friends came and told him that he looked best as the way he always was a handsome lion cub.

Moral: Moral of the story is being happy the way you are and everyone will like you.